Okay so… I can’t stop listening to this… and I feel kind of ashamed because I think Taylor Swift is kind of lame… but this… It’s awesome, right?
Shut up. It’s awesome.
Finn: ‘Cause I’m gonna get your basket back from whoever took it, and then I’m going to beat my purity into them!
Jake: And then I’m gonna beat your purity out of them and then beat a sandwich into them. [ Grunting ] and then beat them to the punch!
John Green on the Late Late Show w/ Craig Ferguson
We really are excellent finders.